| Me: | (watching Jenna Marbles on my bed) |
| Spider: | (crawls up onto my shoulder) |
| Me: | (looks over) |
| Spider: | OH HEY! |
| Me: | FUCKINGSHITFUCKGETOFFGETOFFGETOFF (spider gets flung somewhere deep in the recesses of the comforter) |
| Spider: | (creeps away) |
| Me: | Not fucking sleeping tonight. |